Fergie Gives Media A Flash Of The (Ex) Royal Thigh

It seems that Fergie has learnt absolutely nothing after spending ten years as a member of the Royal family.

The ex-wife of Prince Andrew flashed a vast expanse of thigh at a polo match after the wind blew up the hem of her flimsy black and white patterned summer dress. The Duchess was watching a polo match with daughters Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie and Beatrice's beau, David Clark.

It's well known that all royal ladies had their hems weighted to avoid unsightly glimpses of the royals private body parts. But Fergie never did learn this lesson. On a tour in Australia in 1988 the Duchess's hems of her silk dresses blew up revealing the top of her stockings, also,on the same tour she reveled more bust then she wanted as the dress she wore gaped at the neck.

It's forgivable when the royal is in her late twenties, but as Fergie is fast approaching fifty, well it's not only tasteless but I assume embarrassing to her two daughters!

Come on Fergie. You got hints and tips from the worlds exclusive clothes designers. USE THEM!

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Taken from the Daily Mail: 31/07/08

Fergie Returns To Balmoral

In August 1992 Sarah, Duchess of York left Balmoral day's earlier then planned. The pictures of her topless, having her toes sucked by lover, Johnny Bryan had been published in The Mirror and she was effectively cast out and never returned again to HM The Queens Scottish retreat.

Yet, she has been photographed back there. Apparently the Duchess was invited to stay for a weekend (while Prince Phillip was away, funnily enough) but had extended her visit. She was there to discuss with The Queen the future royal roles of her daughters Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. Both Sarah and ex-husband, Prince Andrew, Duke of York are keen for the girls to undertake some sort of public role in the future. Even her relationship with Prince Phillip which was frosty has apparently now thawed

I do hope this isn't the start of a more public Fergie. It's known commonly among my friends that I am by no means a fan of the Duchess. In fact she irritates me and her exclusion from the Royal family made me quite happy. I know that Sarah will always be semi royal because of her daughters but I don't want her to be a public person again in this country. I want her to stay in the USA where she is fully appreciated. I just can't stand her and I don't like her thinking. When she was really popular in the US it was 'America this, America that'. Now that her star is fading a bit, she wants to be back in the UK. Make your mind up Fergie. Ten years ago you criticised Britain as being too cold.

Fergie - go away and stay away. We don't want you back, thank you very much.

Princess Beatrice Has It Easy

Her mother hyped it as Princess Beatrice's first step in the real world. (At nineteen she has left it a bit late!). HRH Princess Beatrice Of York was going to be working in top London store, Selfridges as a personal shopper to some of it's most prestigious customers.

However, the truth does appear to be very different to what has been allowed to leak out via the newspapers. The Princess only works three hours a day and is only an assistant to the personal shoppers.

Three hours? How is that a step into reality? When I was FIFTEEN a mere four years younger then Beatrice I did all sorts of work experience, most of them being at least six hours a day.

And the fact that she was 'dressing' the customers is also tosh. She deals with a very select circle of customers and is in fact helped by store workers so not to alienate these customers. That is fair enough. You can't expect someone who dresses like Beatrice to be able to choose clothes for other people. That would at least be cruel, at worst idiotic.

What seems even more absurd also is the fact that her private detective has to follow her everywhere. So if she is looking for lingerie to suit a outfit, he goes with her. If she has to dash off to find accessories, he is in tow.

It all seems a very weird situation and one that Fergie, who has been keen to boast about Beatrice's achievement of getting a placement at Selfridges knows very little. It's designed to give Beatrice an idea of real life, but how can that be? Who is followed around by security men, how is that 'real'?

Personally I would of preferred it, and if would be more honest and far less patronising if Beatrice took a job in a exclusive boutique or in a big company where she can be locked away from the public and seen only by those in the right circles.

Saying that working three hours a day and being shadowed by a detective is giving her a sense of 'normal' life is ridiculous. And if it's true then her day to day 'royal' life must be very strange indeed.

Sarah Ferguson Vs Allison Pearson

Sarah Ferguson has accused Daily Mail journalist, Allison Pearson of being a 'coward' after Fergie claimed she tried to contact Ms Pearson after the journalist wrote negative articles about Princess Beatrice's famous bikini shot.

According to the former Duchess of York, she invited Ms Pearson to meet with her and Beatrice, but got no response either via phone or email and on Tuesday's GMTV interview with Fiona Phillips accused the writer of 'cowardice'.

Allison Pearson, in response has now written about the incident in her weekly column. She claims the Duchess only contacted her for the first time yesterday.

Here is the link if your interested in reading Ms Pearson's column.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1020817/Sorry-Fergie-I-stomach-porky-pies.html

Princess Beatrice. Help needed urgently!

With a hat made from silk butterflies, a ill fitting outfit and too tight jacket Princess Beatrice looked like a clown at the circus when she attended the wedding of her cousin Peter Phillips to his fiance Autumn Kelly.

The hideous outfit just goes to show that fashion is not one of Beatrice's skills. Rather worrying as she has just started her work experience in a London store as a personal style advisor.

I'm not saying Beatrice can't look good but she needs some advice. I assume the person she goes to about clothes is her mother and she is hardly the right person to give out fashion tips.

Beatrice really needs her own stylist who can give good solid advice on what Beatrice should and should not wear. She has a nice figure. Lets have some nice clothes to compliment that.